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Who are you?

- I am Jane-Frances Catherine (blank) the second. I be named after great-granny Jane-Frances Catherine (blank) the first. She fought off lung-cancer twice and dad honoured her bravery by copy-pasta-ing her name onto my birth certificate.
- I am of uptown Wimbledon town, in England country, in Britan land. If you want my address then gtfo insolent Pedo-Bear/creepy facebook stalker/Myspace creep.
- I am most wierd yet perfectly sane when required. I used to have rather bad mental problems but I'm perfectly dandy now and nobody cares at all about that.
- I am british, and that's what makes me so damn loveable and epic. All non-british cultures pale in comparison to my bangers and mash and thems nettle soup

What be your reason for living?

- I have no purpose in life whatsoever apart from making sure that not one of you yanks ever forgets me, EVER!
- I live off attention and cannot lives without it. Just like cats live off Iams and just like Twilight fans live off crystal mephs.
- While my early account days was simply me being a silly and bloody annoying attention-troll I've matured somewhat into a mini-forum god and cartoonist of manga proportions.
- You can find me stalking them forums sometimes, like the old gray lady stalks the streets of the dark city, looking for her next victim to skins and eat them fleshers and spit out them bones.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

- Nothing, because dreams and goals is Satan's way of distracting me from raising a family and cooking dinner.
- Joking aside, I want to be a dinosaur.

You're online alot, do you have a life?

- I don't sign off.
- I do have a life actually, otherwise I would be dead, and my room would smell even worse. It consists of eating, sleeping, yelling at moths, stalking around town, then stalking round the interwebs.

Your favorite days of the year?

- Halloween, me and my IRL friends dress up in costumes based on some kind of theme, I'm usually always the person in the smexy outfits.
- Birthday, I get prezzies
- Christmas, I get prezzies but I also has to gives them out. =(

Greatest achievement to date?

- I'm planning something epic, till then, I guess my movie on the assasination of Franz Ferdinand will have to do, I was the assasin guy.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: On top of the mountains covered in sand
  • Interests: Wouldn't you like to know?
  • Favourite movie: Tetris the movie
  • Favourite band or musician: Bob the bloody builder
  • Favourite genre of music: Elevator music
  • Favourite artist: Too many to mention...
  • Favourite style of art: My hand refuses to drawmore than one style at a time...
  • Operating System: Windows, they's made of glass!
  • MP3 player of choice: One that plays music
  • Shell of choice: Those shells that hermit crabs like
  • Wallpaper of choice: The wallpaper from B&Q
  • Skin of choice: *Stops eating own skin* WHAT!?
  • Favourite game: All too many...
  • Favourite gaming platform: The comfy chair...
  • Favourite cartoon character: umm... Sonic?
  • Personal Quote: If someone dies from copying a fad, one less idiot for the world!
  • Tools of the Trade: A pencil, a scanner and a moth

It costs 400 thousand dollars to make this journal

Wed Jul 8, 2009, 2:50 AM
1. Your Name - Jane-Frances Catherine Perry II
2. Age - 15 (92)
3. Single or Taken - Singles
4. Favorite Film - Curse of thems were-rabbit
5. Favorite Song or Album - Red alert 2 soundtrack
6. Favorite Band/Artist - Queen
7. Dirty or Clean - Dirty as a bum!
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings - None
9. Do we know each other outside of dA? - NEVERS!
10. What's your philosophy on life? - Life is a piece of shit when you look at it, so flush the toilet.
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty - It's half empty, but I can always refill it!
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? - Damn straight I would
13. What is your favorite memory of us? - Who are you
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure? - Eating my own blood, I would eat other peoples but AIDS doth verily run heavy in Britain land
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you - I had boobs when I was 6
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) what are they? - Munneh, Talent, and fans
17. Can we get together and make a cake? - If someone mentions that lazy town song I will murder their favourite childhood toy
18. Which country is your spiritual home? - Basement Land
19. What is your big weakness? - I'm allergic to nazis
20. Do you think I'm a good person? - Maybeh
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school? - History
22. Describe your accent - British with a strong hint of interwebs and shitting bricks
23. If you could change anything about me, would you - NEVERS
24. What do you wear to sleep - Skin
25. Trousers or skirts - Trousers
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? - None, never, ever
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? - cook you
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? - You already have mysterious person I never mentioned

  • Mood: Neglect
  • Listening to: Mud...
  • Reading: Kip!
  • Watching: Mud...
  • Playing: Kip!
  • Eating: Mud...
  • Drinking: I'MA FIRIN MA LAZAR!!

I just recieved a note from someone who doesn't liek the fact I used the 2004 uniform design on Fireman Sam in my latest picture and is demanding a change

66%
23 deviants said He has a freaking axe on his belt! Don't change it!
26%
9 deviants said I prefer the 80's TV series but the 2004 design looks good so keep it. (Janezy chose this one)
6%
2 deviants said I liked the 80's version so change it :nod:
3%
1 deviant said I like the 2004 series but the 80's uniform is better so change it.

Janezy's British Board

Ponders of the moment:
if you squeeze a spot in your ear, can you hear it burst?

Horoscope:
You will be stalked by an ant, beware.

Picture of thems week:

Lots of lovely bloodsies.

Comments


Thanks for the fav :ahoy:

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I lol'd at your webcam :lol:

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thanks for the fav
Where is that guy in your webcam from?

It made me lol IRL. :laughing:

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Your webcam is funnnnehhh :D
quite :tea:

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Thanks for the fave!

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CHECK OUT MY BEST WORK!

SPIDER-MAN: [link]

GREEN RANGER & DRAGONZORD: [link]

VENOM: [link]
anytimes.

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your webcam pictures are splendid!!

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gallery, check itt.
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-renee.
xx
another happy customer.

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you ever seen Happy tree Friends?
I did, I saw, and I didn't like.

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After all, breast is best!
oh, my best friend showed it to me- and now, I'm addicted *evil smile*.

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