| Janezy has currently buggered off down to devon, so no art reforms right now. |


Trapped in a ClosetTrapped in a Closet A story by Jane-Frances IITrapped in a Closet
A violent crashing sound outside the door, and yet another dent appearing in its plain metal surface, still no sign of a hole appearing. It was the third time they were trying to open it, though the opening mechanism was broken by flimsy blaster-work, they still tried getting through, using force this time. Judging by the size of the new dent they were probably trying to bust it open with an artillery weapon of sorts. Why so much fuss to open the door to a cleaning-bot closet filled with cleaner-bots of the cheap yet sturdy variety? No one would go to this much tro
| Who are you? - I am Jane-Frances Catherine (blank) the second. I be named after great-granny Jane-Frances Catherine (blank) the first. She fought off lung-cancer twice and dad honoured her bravery by copy-pasta-ing her name onto my birth certificate. - I am of uptown Wimbledon town, in England country, in Britan land. If you want my address then gtfo insolent Pedo-Bear/creepy facebook stalker/Myspace creep. - I am most wierd yet perfectly sane when required. I used to have rather bad mental problems but I'm perfectly dandy now and nobody cares at all about that. - I am british, and that's what makes me so damn loveable and epic. All non-british cultures pale in comparison to my bangers and mash and thems nettle soup What be your reason for living? - I have no purpose in life whatsoever apart from making sure that not one of you yanks ever forgets me, EVER! - I live off attention and cannot lives without it. Just like cats live off Iams and just like Twilight fans live off crystal mephs. - While my early account days was simply me being a silly and bloody annoying attention-troll I've matured somewhat into a mini-forum god and cartoonist of manga proportions. - You can find me stalking them forums sometimes, like the old gray lady stalks the streets of the dark city, looking for her next victim to skins and eat them fleshers and spit out them bones. What do you want to be when you grow up? - Nothing, because dreams and goals is Satan's way of distracting me from raising a family and cooking dinner. - Joking aside, I want to be a dinosaur. You're online alot, do you have a life? - I don't sign off. - I do have a life actually, otherwise I would be dead, and my room would smell even worse. It consists of eating, sleeping, yelling at moths, stalking around town, then stalking round the interwebs. Your favorite days of the year? - Halloween, me and my IRL friends dress up in costumes based on some kind of theme, I'm usually always the person in the smexy outfits. - Birthday, I get prezzies - Christmas, I get prezzies but I also has to gives them out. Greatest achievement to date? - I'm planning something epic, till then, I guess my movie on the assasination of Franz Ferdinand will have to do, I was the assasin guy. |
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It made me lol IRL.
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CHECK OUT MY BEST WORK!
SPIDER-MAN: [link]
GREEN RANGER & DRAGONZORD: [link]
VENOM: [link]
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gallery, check itt.
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-renee.
xx
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