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About Me Premium Member Self-proclaimed Genius Jane-Frances (blank) The II92/Female/United Kingdom Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Who are you?

- I am Jane-Frances Catherine (blank) the second. I be named after great-granny Jane-Frances Catherine (blank) the first. She fought off lung-cancer twice and dad honoured her bravery by copy-pasta-ing her name onto my birth certificate.
- I am of uptown Wimbledon town, in England country, in Britan land. If you want my address then gtfo insolent Pedo-Bear/creepy facebook stalker/Myspace creep.
- I am most wierd yet perfectly sane when required. I used to have rather bad mental problems but I'm perfectly dandy now and nobody cares at all about that.
- I am british, and that's what makes me so damn loveable and epic. All non-british cultures pale in comparison to my bangers and mash and thems nettle soup

What be your reason for living?

- I have no purpose in life whatsoever apart from making sure that not one of you yanks ever forgets me, EVER!
- I live off attention and cannot lives without it. Just like cats live off Iams and just like Twilight fans live off crystal mephs.
- While my early account days was simply me being a silly and bloody annoying attention-troll I've matured somewhat into a mini-forum god and cartoonist of manga proportions.
- You can find me stalking them forums sometimes, like the old gray lady stalks the streets of the dark city, looking for her next victim to skins and eat them fleshers and spit out them bones.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

- Nothing, because dreams and goals is Satan's way of distracting me from raising a family and cooking dinner.
- Joking aside, I want to be a dinosaur.

You're online alot, do you have a life?

- I don't sign off.
- I do have a life actually, otherwise I would be dead, and my room would smell even worse. It consists of eating, sleeping, yelling at moths, stalking around town, then stalking round the interwebs.

Your favorite days of the year?

- Halloween, me and my IRL friends dress up in costumes based on some kind of theme, I'm usually always the person in the smexy outfits.
- Birthday, I get prezzies
- Christmas, I get prezzies but I also has to gives them out. =(

Greatest achievement to date?

- I'm planning something epic, till then, I guess my movie on the assasination of Franz Ferdinand will have to do, I was the assasin guy.

I hate Mondays disguised asThursdays

Thu Nov 19, 2009, 1:30 PM
They're like ninjas only they don't kill people or star in crappy animinimes

So I made myself a new avatar, based upon the textwall plz, yay for me!

I have so much art coursework piled up, the problem is that this art is no fun, it's still life this and cardboard motif that, and no room for boobies and blood fetish, even worse, no room for moar of my animu or other stuff you guys want me to do.

Dad has also been busy with history stuff, so no subscriptions as late, but they will arrive, and in the case that they don't, feel free to flame and bash me, though I doubt that will do any good.

I leave you all, with yet another game of the music video --> [link]

:iconrandom-cerberus: Our first one of the bunch!
:iconmangafan2000: Second the best
:iconmariashade: Third the one with the hairy chest
:iconrockchick89: Fourth the one with the golden bum :meow:
  • Mood: Confused
  • Listening to: Mud...
  • Reading: Kip!
  • Watching: Mud...
  • Playing: Kip!
  • Eating: Mud...
  • Drinking: I'MA FIRIN MA LAZAR!!

Sailor Moon has been kidnapped by L! OHNOES! 

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6 deviants said If the above story is actually what happens next, it is grounds for why rabid fangirls need to be put down.
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5 deviants said He'll save her --> :icontuxedomaskplz:
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4 deviants said Star gentle uterus?
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2 deviants said Goddamn crossover fanfictions
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1 deviant said My sister really needs to stop writing fanfictions.
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No deviants said In the case that my sister can't stop writing fanfictions, then she should stop writing ones that we get trapped in.
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No deviants said Then light will save her then it turns out that light is actually a girl (totally not sailor uranus you guaiz) and he/she tries to marry Sailor Moon but fails because Dimande comes along and marries her first (totally shipping that UxD)

Comments


:iconryanmaiden:
I... I think I'm in love with your webcam! It's awesome!

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... is the meaning of life.
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:spotlight-right: Proud owner of Nicko McBrain's wristband! :spotlight-left:
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98% of people are not awesome. If you're one of the 2% that are, then click here.
:icondarknessbunnie:
Your webcam is full of awesomesauce...

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Hannah Montanan is inducted into the X-Men. Horror ensues. Where is Wolfsbane when we need her?

POSSIBLY THE MOST IMPORTANT MEME IN HISTORY!! [link]
:iconblue-bird-1494:
:lmao: Your webcam is hilarious! :XD::lol:

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...with chocolate icing on top!
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Avatar by =stuck-in-suburbia :D
:iconjanezy-the-insanezy:
Quite :tea:

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After all, breast is best!

97 people have told me how awesome my webcam is, 3 people have said it twice
:icongoogly-googly2:
Your webcam is awesome :lol:

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Ain't no party like a Scranton party 'cause a Scranton party don't stop!
:iconjanezy-the-insanezy:
Horray!

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After all, breast is best!

96 people have told me how awesome my webcam is, 3 people have said it twice
:iconevilhamsters:
OMG YOU KNOW ME!!!

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Frosties are cornflakes for people who cant face reality
:nerd::sherlock::bump::rage::surrender::sing::fish::sleepy::wow::meditation:
And if it tastes like chicken looks like chicken and smells like chicken but chuck norris says its beef WELL ITS BEEF ok?
:iconjanezy-the-insanezy:
I know you?


However, I do know where you live.

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After all, breast is best!

95 people have told me how awesome my webcam is, 3 people have said it twice
:iconevilhamsters:
oh god.... well i know where you went to school... primary and high school, now do you know who i am? WILD GUESS!

actualy you probs wont rememebr me at all :confused:

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Frosties are cornflakes for people who cant face reality
:nerd::sherlock::bump::rage::surrender::sing::fish::sleepy::wow::meditation:
And if it tastes like chicken looks like chicken and smells like chicken but chuck norris says its beef WELL ITS BEEF ok?
:iconjanezy-the-insanezy:
I've forgotten most of my highschool and primary school years to make way for chemistry and biology. =(

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After all, breast is best!

95 people have told me how awesome my webcam is, 3 people have said it twice
:iconevilhamsters:
awww well i went to things like holiday club and god knows what else with you in dundonald. Then i followed you to ricards =] YEAR BELOW!

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Frosties are cornflakes for people who cant face reality
:nerd::sherlock::bump::rage::surrender::sing::fish::sleepy::wow::meditation:
And if it tastes like chicken looks like chicken and smells like chicken but chuck norris says its beef WELL ITS BEEF ok?

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