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Janezy's Contest EntryThe catacombs were alive, sinking into every inch of the place little Tommy called home. Everyday, he checked under his bed, twice, for signs of life a few discarded bones, perhaps, or a horrible decaying stench. There was nothing.Janezy's Contest Entry
Tommy's mother told him to stop imagining things, although she was proud of such an inventive, imaginative child. She used to brag about him to her friends as they drank coffee with their little fingers sticking in the air. Manhattan's finest.
Tommy was in the best prep school New York had to offer. In this environment of rationality, excellence and achievement, they knew better tha
| Who are you? - I am Jane-Frances Catherine (blank) the second. I be named after great-granny Jane-Frances Catherine (blank) the first. She fought off lung-cancer twice and dad honoured her bravery by copy-pasta-ing her name onto my birth certificate. - I am of uptown Wimbledon town, in England country, in Britan land. If you want my address then gtfo insolent Pedo-Bear/creepy facebook stalker/Myspace creep. - I am most wierd yet perfectly sane when required. I used to have rather bad mental problems but I'm perfectly dandy now and nobody cares at all about that. - I am british, and that's what makes me so damn loveable and epic. All non-british cultures pale in comparison to my bangers and mash and thems nettle soup What be your reason for living? - I have no purpose in life whatsoever apart from making sure that not one of you yanks ever forgets me, EVER! - I live off attention and cannot lives without it. Just like cats live off Iams and just like Twilight fans live off crystal mephs. - While my early account days was simply me being a silly and bloody annoying attention-troll I've matured somewhat into a mini-forum god and cartoonist of manga proportions. - You can find me stalking them forums sometimes, like the old gray lady stalks the streets of the dark city, looking for her next victim to skins and eat them fleshers and spit out them bones. What do you want to be when you grow up? - Nothing, because dreams and goals is Satan's way of distracting me from raising a family and cooking dinner. - Joking aside, I want to be a dinosaur. You're online alot, do you have a life? - I don't sign off. - I do have a life actually, otherwise I would be dead, and my room would smell even worse. It consists of eating, sleeping, yelling at moths, stalking around town, then stalking round the interwebs. Your favorite days of the year? - Halloween, me and my IRL friends dress up in costumes based on some kind of theme, I'm usually always the person in the smexy outfits. - Birthday, I get prezzies - Christmas, I get prezzies but I also has to gives them out. Greatest achievement to date? - I'm planning something epic, till then, I guess my movie on the assasination of Franz Ferdinand will have to do, I was the assasin guy. |
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... is the meaning of life.
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98% of people are not awesome. If you're one of the 2% that are, then click here.
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Hannah Montanan is inducted into the X-Men. Horror ensues. Where is Wolfsbane when we need her?
POSSIBLY THE MOST IMPORTANT MEME IN HISTORY!! [link]
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...with chocolate icing on top!
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Avatar by =stuck-in-suburbia
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After all, breast is best!
97 people have told me how awesome my webcam is, 3 people have said it twice
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Ain't no party like a Scranton party 'cause a Scranton party don't stop!
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After all, breast is best!
96 people have told me how awesome my webcam is, 3 people have said it twice
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Frosties are cornflakes for people who cant face reality
And if it tastes like chicken looks like chicken and smells like chicken but chuck norris says its beef WELL ITS BEEF ok?
However, I do know where you live.
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After all, breast is best!
95 people have told me how awesome my webcam is, 3 people have said it twice
actualy you probs wont rememebr me at all
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Frosties are cornflakes for people who cant face reality
And if it tastes like chicken looks like chicken and smells like chicken but chuck norris says its beef WELL ITS BEEF ok?
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After all, breast is best!
95 people have told me how awesome my webcam is, 3 people have said it twice
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Frosties are cornflakes for people who cant face reality
And if it tastes like chicken looks like chicken and smells like chicken but chuck norris says its beef WELL ITS BEEF ok?
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