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The serious bit of this text is after the weather.

Mon May 25, 2009, 1:00 PM
JaneZy's NewZ CruiZe! Where the news is boring, and the weather isn't worth mentioning!

LIEK HAI YOU GAIZ! Welcome to another JNC broadcast, bringing you the hottest action from the basement which our Janezy lives in! Today's headlines:

- Galspan's mining productions continued to exceed expectations so much that they now have enough money to buy a galaxy. They decided to fund their fringe operations which is to expand into territory which they don't own and label the people who own this territory as "terrowists", with this money.
- Nelson, our newest friendly citizen (kindly given to Janezy by her friend Ginny) has ripped up his first catnip mouse, and won't stop licking Janezy's feet clean. DAAWWW!
- There is a bees nest in Janezy's attic which has caused her dad to belive that they can make their own honey if he pursuade the bees to move into his old beehive. Till then bees and bee stings are a common site in her house.

Time to take a commercial break --> [link]

Avvy? Weather plz?
Avvy: Feck off!

Anyway, in DeviantART newZ we go to JaneZy for not one, not two, but THREE very special announcements!

Janezy: - Now as you know, with my "Thems Wood Pixie" picture, I found a new style, which I like, it takes some time to do, I asked for some critique with that critique feature, but recieved none. I'm not saying you should, but I'd really like to know what you thinks of the whole new style/scheme I have.
- Next thing, I'm planning a massive reformation of my gallery, specially the older pictures, which consists of bad proportions, observational drawing (tracing by looking) white backrounds, and a bit of decent colouring. I'll either redo them, or get rid of them completly, suggestions plz.
- Finally, to ~samothmcknight my good friend, I've finally finished the sketch of that picture I have put off for almost two years. The lineart will come soon after, and I hope to have it fully coloured and finished by the end of the week. I probably won't hold another contest if I procrastinate on an epic proportion as this again.

That was your lovely Janezy, and she's back for real-life newZ just after our video of the week --> [link] Now over to Janezy again:

Janezy: Right now I've got a week with no exams, so I'll try to fill it up with as much shit as I can possibly attempt. Then a week with exams, then I'm free untill august, at which I'll be moving to another school, since the 6th-form I was more than capable of getting into rejected me because of Mum's goddamn statement in my special needs portfolio. The school I'm going to is a very good one, a good number of chavs and camwhores, but on the whole it's better than others I have seen, also no uniform, horray.

That was our Janezy and we'll see you soon on next time's JaneZy's NewZ cruiZe! Till then, eat our breakfast cereal till you puke out your troubles!

  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Mud...
  • Reading: Kip!
  • Watching: Mud...
  • Playing: Kip!
  • Eating: Mud...
  • Drinking: I'MA FIRIN MA LAZAR!!

Devious Comments

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:iconovengloves:
My troubles have been puked!

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...after downing two cups of holy Chinese extract with a delicious teaspoonful of mead.

Go show =glass-sword some love.
:iconjanezy-the-insanezy:
:iconmystuffplz: Great! So clean it up, put it in a jar, and mock it. Mock it to hell!

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After all, breast is best!

57 people have told me how awesome my webcam is, 2 people have said it twice
:iconovengloves:
A JAR OF DIRT.

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...after downing two cups of holy Chinese extract with a delicious teaspoonful of mead.

Go show =glass-sword some love.
:iconjanezy-the-insanezy:
:iconjarofdirtplz: I has one.

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After all, breast is best!

57 people have told me how awesome my webcam is, 2 people have said it twice
:iconovengloves:
:iconrapepowersplz:

Look at that plz.

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...after downing two cups of holy Chinese extract with a delicious teaspoonful of mead.

Go show =glass-sword some love.
:iconmegatoaster:
Beez :iconbeeplz:

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If you think hard enough, you may realize that you just had a thought.
:iconzakeena:
our pets are associating to get our minds off the fact they are trying to take over the Earth by licking our feet.

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'I do like being alone. My pleasure grows depending on who is not there.' [link]
:iconsamothmcknight:
It was 2 years ago?!? OMG, time is going fast, anyways, I can't wait!! It'll be my perfect End-Of-Semester gift!!!

Thanks Jane =D

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I'm the White Shield in your Dark life
:iconjanezy-the-insanezy:
:icondonotwantplz:

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After all, breast is best!

57 people have told me how awesome my webcam is, 2 people have said it twice
:iconjanezy-the-insanezy:
BIRDS! :iconvolvicplz:

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After all, breast is best!

57 people have told me how awesome my webcam is, 2 people have said it twice

To Do List

- Prideshipping picture for best friend
Status - OH HOLD!

The incredible Twat and Cake Maker fighting bad guys. For Rockchick.
Status - ON HOALD!

- Shade the Marco picture
Status - Going well but abandoned for now

- Shade the birthday picture
Status - Haven't even started, might not for some time

- Do another sketchstorm
Status - Haven't decided which to do next.

- Fanart of some kind (whichever one of my crappy sketches turns out best)
Status - Not going well at all.

Prize Status

Subs
=rockchick89 All paid
~MariaShade All paid
=mangafan2000 N/A

Drawings:
=rockchick89 0/3
~MariaShade 0/2
=mangafan2000 0/1

Shoutbox

*Zakeena:iconZakeena:
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Thu Dec 24, 2009, 7:49 AM
*Janezy-The-Insanezy:iconJanezy-The-Insanezy:
No nudity in my shoutbox!
Sat Dec 19, 2009, 3:35 AM
=rockchick89:iconrockchick89:
This calls for nudity. :strip:
Fri Dec 18, 2009, 2:21 PM
*Janezy-The-Insanezy:iconJanezy-The-Insanezy:
SPACE MEXICANS ARE GREAT FOR BUILDING PALACES ON MARS!
Fri Nov 27, 2009, 1:54 PM
*Janezy-The-Insanezy:iconJanezy-The-Insanezy:
AND ALL THE SHOPPING BILLS THAT GOOOO WITH IT!
Mon Oct 5, 2009, 11:52 AM
~megatoaster:iconmegatoaster:
AND ALL THE CUISINE TO GO WITH IT!
Thu Oct 1, 2009, 4:35 PM
~megatoaster:iconmegatoaster:
GRAVY
Thu Oct 1, 2009, 4:34 PM
~megatoaster:iconmegatoaster:
PANCAKES
Thu Oct 1, 2009, 4:34 PM
~megatoaster:iconmegatoaster:
SANVICH
Thu Oct 1, 2009, 4:34 PM
=Aldarune:iconAldarune:
Got anything to go with the fried chickens?
Thu Oct 1, 2009, 12:02 AM
*Janezy-The-Insanezy:iconJanezy-The-Insanezy:
You... you... DOUBLE JUMPER!
Mon Aug 31, 2009, 1:35 PM
~megatoaster:iconmegatoaster:
POOT DESPENSER HERE!
Sat Jul 18, 2009, 4:49 PM
~megatoaster:iconmegatoaster:
OH SHI-
Tue Jul 7, 2009, 6:41 PM
*Janezy-The-Insanezy:iconJanezy-The-Insanezy:
There is no bacon because Nelson ate it all.
Mon May 25, 2009, 1:09 PM
=Vynnx:iconVynnx:
My shoutbox appears to be missing some bacon.
Thu May 14, 2009, 1:43 AM

Should I cut down the size of mien webcam? 

52%
27 deviants said It's perfect, don't fuck with it!
21%
11 deviants said I don't care, but my cat does.
13%
7 deviants said I don't care
10%
5 deviants said Some aren't all that funny, you could get rid of those.
4%
2 deviants said Yes, tis too big

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